Fuck Marry Kill: World Leaders

From Obama to Merkel to Zelensky — play fuck marry kill with the people running the world. A category for the politically curious, the geopolitically obsessed, and anyone who's ever had a strong opinion about a head of state.

World Leaders is the category for people who read the news for fun. Every trio is a small geopolitics quiz disguised as a party game — heads of state past and present, from landslide-winning presidents to coalition-built prime ministers, all reduced to three buttons and a decision you'll have to defend.

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The impossible trio

  • Barack Obama
  • Justin Trudeau
  • Emmanuel Macron

The 'charismatic head of state' bracket, and a genuine deadlock. Each one has a fan base ready to defend them — so whatever you pick, someone at the table is now arguing policy at you.

Who’s in this round

38 people in the World Leaders roster. Three are drawn at random each round.

  • Barack Obama — 44th US President
  • Angela Merkel — former German Chancellor
  • Justin Trudeau — former Canadian PM
  • Jacinda Ardern — former NZ PM
  • Volodymyr Zelensky — Ukrainian President
  • Emmanuel Macron — French President
  • Joe Biden — 46th US President
  • Kamala Harris — former US VP
  • Rishi Sunak — former UK PM
  • Olaf Scholz — German Chancellor
  • Pedro Sanchez — Spanish PM
  • Giorgia Meloni — Italian PM
  • Lula da Silva — Brazilian President
  • Narendra Modi — Indian PM
  • Ursula von der Leyen — EU Commission President
  • Sanna Marin — former Finnish PM
  • Christine Lagarde — ECB President
  • Claudia Sheinbaum — Mexican President
  • Kaja Kallas — EU foreign policy chief
  • Donald Trump — 47th US President
  • Nancy Pelosi — US Representative (CA)
  • Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez — US Representative (NY)
  • Elizabeth Warren — US Senator (MA)
  • Marjorie Taylor Greene — US Representative (GA)
  • Gavin Newsom — California Governor
  • Keir Starmer — UK PM
  • Boris Johnson — former UK PM
  • Theresa May — former UK PM
  • Nigel Farage — Reform UK leader
  • Mark Carney — Canadian PM
  • Mark Rutte — NATO Secretary General
  • Mette Frederiksen — Danish PM
  • Marine Le Pen — French RN leader
  • Sanae Takaichi — Japanese PM
  • Benjamin Netanyahu — Israeli PM
  • Javier Milei — Argentine President
  • Jair Bolsonaro — former Brazilian President
  • Delcy Rodríguez — Venezuelan VP

How to play

  1. Pick a gender pool and the World Leaders category.
  2. Three names from the roster appear. Decide who you’d fuck, marry, and kill.
  3. Share the round with a friend. They make their picks blind — then you both see who agreed and who’s judging.

World Leaders FMK — your questions

Are these only current leaders?
A mix of current and recent — some still in office, some out. Name recognition matters more than the calendar here.
Isn't playing FMK with politicians a bit much?
It's a lighthearted party game, not a political statement. If a category isn't your thing, the start screen has eight others.
Are leaders from every region included?
The roster spans the Americas, Europe, and beyond, though it skews toward heads of state with high international name recognition.

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