Fuck Marry Kill: Bollywood

Shah Rukh Khan, Deepika Padukone, Amitabh Bachchan, Alia Bhatt — the superstars who fill the biggest screens in the world. Pick your fuck, marry, kill from decades of Bollywood leading men and women, from the classics to the current box-office kings and queens.

Bollywood is the category with the most devoted fandoms on the board. Hindi cinema runs on star power, and everyone has a favourite Khan, a Kapoor they'll defend, and a film they know line for line. The roster spans eras on purpose — golden-age legends next to the actors trending right now — so a single trio can pit a 1970s icon against two stars who weren't born when their first film released.

The impossible trio

  • Shah Rukh Khan
  • Aamir Khan
  • Salman Khan

The three Khans — the romantic, the perfectionist, and the blockbuster machine who between them have ruled Hindi cinema for thirty years. Pick one to kill and you've personally offended roughly a billion people. Choose very carefully.

Who’s in this round

40 people in the Bollywood roster. Three are drawn at random each round.

  • Shah Rukh KhanDilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge
  • Amitabh BachchanSholay
  • Aamir Khan3 Idiots
  • Salman KhanBajrangi Bhaijaan
  • Hrithik RoshanKrrish
  • Ranbir KapoorSanju
  • Ranveer SinghGully Boy
  • Akshay KumarHera Pheri
  • Ajay DevgnSingham
  • Saif Ali KhanDil Chahta Hai
  • Shahid KapoorKabir Singh
  • Ayushmann KhurranaAndhadhun
  • Vicky KaushalUri: The Surgical Strike
  • Kartik AaryanBhool Bhulaiyaa 2
  • Varun DhawanBadrinath Ki Dulhania
  • Sidharth MalhotraShershaah
  • Tiger ShroffBaaghi
  • Rajkummar RaoStree
  • Nawazuddin SiddiquiGangs of Wasseypur
  • Pankaj TripathiNewton
  • Deepika PadukonePadmaavat
  • Aishwarya Rai BachchanDevdas
  • Priyanka ChopraBarfi!
  • Alia BhattGangubai Kathiawadi
  • Kareena KapoorJab We Met
  • Katrina KaifZindagi Na Milegi Dobara
  • Anushka SharmaPK
  • Kangana RanautQueen
  • Vidya BalanThe Dirty Picture
  • Madhuri DixitHum Aapke Hain Koun..!
  • KajolDilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge
  • Rani MukerjiBlack
  • Karisma KapoorRaja Hindustani
  • SrideviMr. India
  • TabuDrishyam
  • Kriti SanonMimi
  • Shraddha KapoorAashiqui 2
  • Janhvi KapoorDhadak
  • Sara Ali KhanKedarnath
  • Disha PataniBaaghi 2

How to play

  1. Pick a gender pool and the Bollywood category.
  2. Three names from the roster appear. Decide who you’d fuck, marry, and kill.
  3. Share the round with a friend. They make their picks blind — then you both see who agreed and who’s judging.

Bollywood FMK — your questions

Are these the actors or their characters?
The actors — Shah Rukh Khan, not Raj from DDLJ. The subtitle under each name is their most famous film, just to set the scene.
Does the roster mix old and new stars?
On purpose. Golden-age legends like Sridevi and Amitabh Bachchan share the pool with current headliners like Ranveer Singh and Alia Bhatt, so a trio often spans generations.
What makes a Bollywood round genuinely hard?
Loyalty. These fandoms don't do neutral — the moment a trio draws two stars from rival camps, the round stops being about looks and starts being about which team you're on.