Fuck Marry Kill: Movies

Brad Pitt or Leonardo DiCaprio? Meryl Streep or Cate Blanchett? Pit the biggest names in cinema against each other and see who you'd fuck, marry, or kill. The roster spans timeless leading men, prestige drama queens, and the franchise stars you grew up watching.

Movie Icons is the safe-looking category that turns vicious fast. Everyone arrives confident — then realises marrying one A-lister means killing another, and the whole room suddenly has Opinions. It mixes eras on purpose: classic Hollywood royalty next to current franchise leads, so the trio you draw is rarely a fair fight, and that's the point.

The impossible trio

  • Brad Pitt
  • Leonardo DiCaprio
  • Ryan Gosling

Three generations of leading-man charm in one round. There's no wrong answer here, which is exactly why it's agony — you're not eliminating a bad option, you're betraying one of three people you'd happily keep around.

Who’s in this round

60 people in the Movies roster. Three are drawn at random each round.

  • Tom HanksForrest Gump
  • Meryl StreepThe Devil Wears Prada
  • Leonardo DiCaprioInception
  • Denzel WashingtonTraining Day
  • Cate BlanchettTar
  • Brad PittFight Club
  • Julia RobertsPretty Woman
  • Robert De NiroGoodfellas
  • Sandra BullockThe Proposal
  • Hugh JackmanLogan
  • Jennifer LawrenceSilver Linings
  • Will SmithMen in Black
  • Viola DavisThe Help
  • Keanu ReevesThe Matrix
  • Nicole KidmanThe Hours
  • Charlize TheronMad Max: Fury Road
  • Emma StoneLa La Land
  • Kate WinsletTitanic
  • Natalie PortmanBlack Swan
  • Margot RobbieBarbie
  • Ryan GoslingDrive
  • Al PacinoThe Godfather
  • Tom CruiseTop Gun
  • Johnny DeppPirates of the Caribbean
  • Morgan FreemanThe Shawshank Redemption
  • Clint EastwoodDirty Harry
  • Chris EvansCaptain America
  • Dwayne JohnsonJumanji
  • Idris ElbaBeasts of No Nation
  • Timothée ChalametDune
  • Angelina JolieMaleficent
  • Scarlett JohanssonBlack Widow
  • Anne HathawayLes Misérables
  • Audrey HepburnBreakfast at Tiffany's
  • Marilyn MonroeSome Like It Hot
  • Halle BerryMonster's Ball
  • Lupita Nyong'o12 Years a Slave
  • Reese WitherspoonLegally Blonde
  • Tilda SwintonDoctor Strange
  • Whoopi GoldbergSister Act
  • Greta GerwigLady Bird (director)
  • Florence PughOppenheimer
  • Ana de ArmasBlonde
  • Jenna OrtegaScream (2022)
  • Rachel ZeglerWest Side Story
  • Hailee SteinfeldBumblebee
  • Zoe KravitzThe Batman
  • AwkwafinaCrazy Rich Asians
  • Amandla StenbergThe Hunger Games
  • Margaret QualleyPoor Things
  • Austin ButlerElvis
  • Jacob ElordiSaltburn
  • Glen PowellAnyone But You
  • Tom HollandSpider-Man: No Way Home
  • Michael B. JordanCreed
  • Daniel KaluuyaGet Out
  • Barry KeoghanThe Banshees of Inisherin
  • Jonathan BaileyWicked
  • John BoyegaDetroit
  • Noah CentineoTo All the Boys I've Loved Before

How to play

  1. Pick a gender pool and the Movies category.
  2. Three names from the roster appear. Decide who you’d fuck, marry, and kill.
  3. Share the round with a friend. They make their picks blind — then you both see who agreed and who’s judging.

Movies FMK — your questions

Are these the actors or the characters they play?
The actors themselves — Tom Hanks, not Forrest Gump. If you'd rather play with fictional characters, try the Anime, TV Icons, or Star Wars categories.
Why does the roster mix different decades?
On purpose. Pairing a 1990s legend with two current stars turns every trio into a debate about taste and eras, not just looks.
What makes a Movie Icons round genuinely hard?
When the trio crosses generations. Comparing an icon you grew up on with two actors of the moment isn't really about them — it's about the decade you're loyal to.