Fuck Marry Kill: Influencers

MrBeast, Charli D'Amelio, PewDiePie. Nobody here waited for a casting call: they hit record, the algorithm liked them, and now millions of people know their kitchen. Decide who you'd fuck, marry, and kill across the vloggers, streamers, gaming channels, beauty gurus and dance-trend royalty you grew up scrolling past.

Influencers is the category where the parasocial bill comes due. You've spent more hours with these faces than with most of your friends: you know their sleep schedules, their breakups, their apology-video lighting, and now you have to rank three of them out loud. Most of them came up on YouTube or Twitch, a few on Vine or TikTok, and nearly all of them post everywhere now. The pool runs from stunt-budget spectacle channels and streamers who never log off to makeup chairs, science builds, sketch comedy and retired legends whose last upload still gets comments. The line under each name is the channel or lane they're known for.

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The impossible trio

  • MrBeast
  • Charli D'Amelio
  • PewDiePie

The biggest channel on earth, the girl who turned fifteen-second dances into a career, and the man who held YouTube's crown for a decade. Three generations of internet fame in one round, and whoever you marry says more about when you got your first phone than about them.

Who’s in this round

45 people in the Influencers roster. Three are drawn at random each round.

  • MrBeastStunts & giveaways
  • PewDiePieGaming & commentary
  • KSISidemen
  • Logan PaulImpaulsive
  • IShowSpeedLive streaming
  • Kai CenatTwitch streaming
  • MarkiplierHorror gaming
  • JacksepticeyeGaming
  • Mark RoberScience stunts
  • Marques BrownleeMKBHD tech reviews
  • Rhett McLaughlinGood Mythical Morning
  • Link NealGood Mythical Morning
  • Ryan TrahanChallenge vlogs
  • Bretman RockBeauty & lifestyle
  • Emma ChamberlainVlogs & coffee
  • Jenna MarblesComedy vlogs
  • Lilly SinghSuperwoman
  • Liza KoshyComedy & acting
  • Lele PonsComedy & music
  • Brittany BroskiThe Broski Report
  • Tana MongeauStorytimes & vlogs
  • Bailey SarianMurder, Mystery & Makeup
  • Safiya NygaardBeauty experiments
  • Nikkie de JagerNikkieTutorials
  • Rosanna PansinoNerdy Nummies
  • SSSniperWolfGaming & reactions
  • PokimaneStreaming
  • Valkyrae100 Thieves
  • Casey NeistatDaily vlogs
  • Zach KingMagic edits
  • Cody KoTiny Meat Gang
  • Danny GonzalezCommentary comedy
  • AirrackViral stunts
  • James CharlesBeauty tutorials
  • Colleen BallingerMiranda Sings
  • Michelle KhareChallenge Accepted
  • Chloe TingHome workouts
  • Hannah StockingSketch comedy
  • Zoe SuggZoella
  • Kai TrumpGolf & vlogs
  • Ludwig AhgrenMogul Moves
  • AzzyLandReaction videos
  • Charli D'AmelioDance & TikTok
  • Ashley St. ClairPolitical commentary
  • Noah BeckTikTok & Sway House

How to play

  1. Pick a gender pool and the Influencers category.
  2. Three names from the roster appear. Decide who you’d fuck, marry, and kill.
  3. Share the round with a friend. They make their picks blind, then you both see who agreed and who’s judging.

Written Influencers questions

Don’t want a random draw? We’ve written 25 hand-picked FMK trios from this roster — like “MrBeast, Airrack or Ryan Trahan?”. Every one is playable in a tap.

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Influencers FMK — your questions

Why Influencers and not just YouTubers?
Because the platform stopped being the point. Most of this roster did start on YouTube, but Kai Cenat and Pokimane built their names live on Twitch, Lele Pons and Zach King came up on Vine, and Charli D'Amelio is pure TikTok. What they share is that the internet made them famous, not a studio.
Is it all gaming guys yelling into a mic?
Not even close. The pool is roughly half women, and the gaming and stunt channels sit next to beauty chairs, baking, science builds, true crime and sketch comedy. A single trio can put a makeup artist up against a horror streamer.
Can an influencer land in a round against real celebrities?
Yes, through Random, which deals from every photo'd category at once. MrBeast against a Hollywood leading man is a live possibility, and at this point it's a surprisingly fair fight.

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