Fuck Marry Kill: Star Wars

Han Solo or Luke Skywalker? Rey or Ahsoka? Darth Vader or Kylo Ren? The full Star Wars roster, from the original trilogy to The Mandalorian, ready to be ranked by your most reckless choices.

Star Wars is the category with the deepest bench and the strongest opinions. Four-plus decades of films and shows means the trio you draw might span the original trilogy, the prequels, and The Mandalorian at once — three eras, three fandoms, and at least one person at the table who 'doesn't count' the sequels.

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The impossible trio

  • Han Solo
  • Obi-Wan Kenobi
  • Din Djarin

Three generations of reluctant Star Wars hero — the smuggler, the mentor, and the Mandalorian. A clean fight on paper, right up until someone remembers exactly how each of their stories ends.

Who’s in this round

24 people in the Star Wars roster. Three are drawn at random each round.

  • Leia Organa — Rebel Alliance leader
  • Rey — Sequel trilogy protagonist
  • Ahsoka Tano — Former Jedi Padawan
  • Padme Amidala — Senator of Naboo
  • Bo-Katan Kryze — Mandalorian leader
  • Hera Syndulla — Ghost crew captain
  • Asajj Ventress — Sith assassin
  • Maz Kanata — Takodana pirate queen
  • Jyn Erso — Rogue One hero
  • The Armorer — Mandalorian forge keeper
  • Sabine Wren — Mandalorian artist
  • Barriss Offee — Mirialan Jedi Padawan
  • Darth Vader — Sith Lord
  • Luke Skywalker — Jedi Knight
  • Han Solo — Millennium Falcon pilot
  • Obi-Wan Kenobi — Jedi Master
  • Yoda — Grand Jedi Master
  • Din Djarin — The Mandalorian
  • Palpatine — Emperor / Sith Lord
  • Anakin Skywalker — The Chosen One
  • Grogu — Baby Yoda
  • Kylo Ren — Knights of Ren leader
  • Qui-Gon Jinn — Maverick Jedi Master
  • Cassian Andor — Rebel spy

How to play

  1. Pick a gender pool and the Star Wars category.
  2. Three names from the roster appear. Decide who you’d fuck, marry, and kill.
  3. Share the round with a friend. They make their picks blind — then you both see who agreed and who’s judging.

Star Wars FMK — your questions

Does this include characters from the shows, not just the films?
Yes — the roster spans the movies plus series like The Mandalorian and the animated canon.
Are heroes and villains in the same pool?
Both. A single trio can absolutely hand you a Sith lord, a Jedi, and a smuggler all at once.
Do the prequel and sequel eras count?
Every era is in the pool — original trilogy, prequels, sequels, and the streaming shows. Whether your friends 'count' the sequels is between you and them.

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