Fuck Marry Kill: Models

Bella Hadid, Kendall Jenner, Adriana Lima, David Gandy: the faces brands pay millions to put on billboards. Decide who you'd fuck, marry, and kill across Victoria's Secret Angels, Paris runway headliners, and the men who made cologne ads famous.

Models is the category where everyone is hot, and that turns out to be the problem. Nobody here gets killed for their looks: the whole roster is photographed for a living. So the choice falls back on everything else, like who seems fun at dinner, who would be insufferable around a mirror, and who you'd trust alone with your phone. The pool runs from Victoria's Secret Angels and fashion-week headliners to the faces who blew up on TikTok, men and women both. The line under each name is the brand, show or title they're best known for.

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The impossible trio

  • Adriana Lima
  • David Gandy
  • Bella Hadid

The longest-serving Victoria's Secret Angel, the man widely called the most successful male model ever, and a Model of the Year. Three people paid to be looked at, and the round still comes down to which one you could stand at breakfast.

Who’s in this round

26 people in the Models roster. Three are drawn at random each round.

  • Adriana LimaVictoria's Secret Angel
  • Alex ConsaniModel of the Year 2024
  • Alton MasonPaco Rabanne
  • Anok YaiPrada
  • Barbara PalvinVictoria's Secret Angel
  • Bella HadidModel of the Year 2022
  • Candice SwanepoelVictoria's Secret Angel
  • Cara DelevingneSuicide Squad
  • David GandyDolce & Gabbana
  • Elsa HoskVictoria's Secret Angel
  • Emily RatajkowskiBlurred Lines
  • Francisco LachowskiDior Homme
  • Gigi HadidMaybelline
  • Hailey BieberRhode
  • Irina ShaykSports Illustrated Swimsuit
  • Jon KortajarenaTom Ford
  • Jordan BarrettAustralian supermodel
  • Kaia GerberBottoms
  • Kendall JennerThe Kardashians
  • Lucky Blue SmithModel & musician
  • Nyle DiMarcoAmerica's Next Top Model
  • Rosie Huntington-WhiteleyTransformers
  • Sean O'PryBlank Space
  • Tyson BeckfordPolo Ralph Lauren
  • Vittoria CerettiItalian supermodel
  • Wisdom KayeTikTok's best-dressed

How to play

  1. Pick a gender pool and the Models category.
  2. Three names from the roster appear. Decide who you’d fuck, marry, and kill.
  3. Share the round with a friend. They make their picks blind, then you both see who agreed and who’s judging.

Models FMK — your questions

Is it just women?
No. About six in ten are women, and the men aren't filler: David Gandy, Tyson Beckford, Jon Kortajarena and Sean O'Pry have each been ranked among the most successful or best-paid male models of their time. Set the pool to men and it holds up on its own.
Why are some of them famous for something else?
Because modelling is a launchpad. Cara Delevingne went on to Suicide Squad, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley to Transformers, Emily Ratajkowski blew up through a music video, and Kendall Jenner spent years on reality TV before her runway breakout. The subtitle is whatever made them a household name.
What makes a Models round genuinely hard?
Nobody in this pool loses on looks, so the usual tiebreaker is gone. Draw both Hadid sisters in one trio and you're not ranking faces any more, you're picking a favourite sibling out loud.

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