Fuck Marry Kill: Tech Titans

Elon Musk, Sam Altman, Mark Zuckerberg — the men and women shaping the future of AI, social, and space. Decide which tech titan you'd actually want to date, which one you'd marry for the equity, and which one belongs on the chopping block.

Tech Titans is less about attraction and more about strategy. Do you marry for the equity? Date the one whose product you actually like? It's the category where 'kill' gets argued on ethical grounds and someone always resurfaces a years-old controversy. Founders, CEOs, and the people quietly deciding what your phone does next.

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The impossible trio

  • Elon Musk
  • Sam Altman
  • Mark Zuckerberg

The round that's really a referendum on the last decade of the internet. Nobody picks on looks here — it's all reputation, timeline drama, and which platform personally wronged you. Expect strong feelings and zero consensus.

Who’s in this round

25 people in the Tech Titans roster. Three are drawn at random each round.

  • Elon Musk — Tesla / SpaceX / X
  • Bill Gates — Microsoft co-founder
  • Sam Altman — OpenAI
  • Mark Zuckerberg — Meta
  • Jeff Bezos — Amazon
  • Tim Cook — Apple
  • Sundar Pichai — Alphabet
  • Satya Nadella — Microsoft
  • Jensen Huang — NVIDIA
  • Sheryl Sandberg — former Meta COO
  • Larry Page — Google co-founder
  • Sergey Brin — Google co-founder
  • Dario Amodei — Anthropic
  • Daniel Ek — Spotify
  • Lisa Su — AMD
  • Mira Murati — former OpenAI CTO
  • Marissa Mayer — former Yahoo CEO
  • Fei-Fei Li — AI pioneer / Stanford
  • Whitney Wolfe Herd — Bumble founder
  • Safra Catz — Oracle CEO
  • Anne Wojcicki — 23andMe founder
  • Meredith Whittaker — Signal Foundation president
  • Elizabeth Holmes — Theranos founder
  • Melanie Perkins — Canva founder
  • Gwynne Shotwell — SpaceX president

How to play

  1. Pick a gender pool and the Tech Titans category.
  2. Three names from the roster appear. Decide who you’d fuck, marry, and kill.
  3. Share the round with a friend. They make their picks blind — then you both see who agreed and who’s judging.

Tech Titans FMK — your questions

Is this category just billionaires?
Mostly founders and CEOs across software, hardware, and AI — some billionaires, some not. The roster is about influence, not net worth.
Why are controversial figures included?
It's a party game, not an endorsement of anyone. Recognizable names make better rounds; what you do with them is entirely up to you.
Are AI founders in the pool?
Yes — the people behind today's major AI labs sit alongside the social-media and hardware names, so a trio can span three tech eras at once.

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