Fuck Marry Kill: Pokemon
Cynthia, N, Mewtwo, Gengar. The most chaotic FMK category we offer, mixing champions and self-appointed kings with the Pokémon that dominate certain corners of the internet. No judgment, though you may end up explaining.
Pokémon is the category that comes with a disclaimer. The board is almost entirely Pokémon, because that is how the internet decided this game should work, and the Pokémon in question have devoted followings for reasons nobody will stop explaining. Half the fun is watching someone draw a trio and immediately need to justify themselves to the room.
The impossible trio
- Cynthia
- Mewtwo
- Snorlax
The Sinnoh Champion, a lab-grown god with a grudge, and a Pokémon whose entire personality is sleeping through it. One will beat you in a battle, one will beat you in an argument, and one will not wake up for either.
Who’s in this round
24 people in the Pokemon roster. Three are drawn at random each round.
- EeveeEvolution Pokemon
- JigglypuffOriginal 151 diva
- GardevoirPsychic/Fairy fan favorite
- SylveonFairy-type Eeveelution
- CynthiaSinnoh Champion
- LopunnyRabbit Pokemon
- MiloticTender Pokemon
- MeloettaMythical melody Pokemon
- PikachuFranchise mascot
- CharizardKanto starter final form
- MewtwoGenetic Pokemon
- GengarShadow Pokemon
- LucarioAura Pokemon
- GreninjaNinja Pokemon
- Eevee (male)Evolution Pokemon
- SnorlaxSleeping Pokemon
- NTeam Plasma king
- BlazikenHoenn starter final form
- NinetalesFox Pokemon
- PrimarinaSoloist Pokemon
- RoseradeBouquet Pokemon
- TsareenaFruit Pokemon
- GarchompCynthia's signature ace
- IncineroarHeel Pokemon
How to play
- Pick a gender pool and the Pokemon category.
- Three names from the roster appear. Decide who you’d fuck, marry, and kill.
- Share the round with a friend. They make their picks blind, then you both see who agreed and who’s judging.
Pokemon FMK — your questions
- Why are actual Pokémon mixed in with trainers?
- Because the internet long ago decided certain Pokémon belong here, and arguing about it is the entire point. Ignore the non-human picks, or don't.
- Is this category a joke?
- Half-joke, half-genuine. It's the most chaotic board we offer, so play it with people who won't judge your trio.
- Can I filter to human characters only?
- Not directly. The gender pool applies, but trainers and Pokémon share the same draw, so the trio you get is the trio you play.
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