Fuck Marry Kill: Pokemon

Cynthia, Misty, Serena — and yes, Gardevoir, Lopunny, Sylveon. The most chaotic FMK category we offer, mixing human trainers with the Pokémon that dominate certain corners of the internet. No judgment.

Pokémon is the category that comes with a disclaimer. It mixes human trainers and gym leaders with the Pokémon that — for reasons the internet will not stop explaining — have devoted followings of their own. Half the fun is watching someone draw a trio and immediately need to justify themselves to the room.

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The impossible trio

  • Cynthia
  • Misty
  • Serena

A rare all-human Pokémon trio: the Sinnoh Champion, the original gym leader, and a fan-favorite companion. Mercifully straightforward by this category's standards — which is the only safe thing about Pokémon.

Who’s in this round

24 people in the Pokemon roster. Three are drawn at random each round.

  • Misty — Original series companion
  • Eevee — Evolution Pokemon
  • Jigglypuff — Original 151 diva
  • Gardevoir — Psychic/Fairy fan favorite
  • Sylveon — Fairy-type Eeveelution
  • Dawn — Sinnoh Coordinator
  • Serena — Kalos companion
  • Cynthia — Sinnoh Champion
  • Lillie — Sun/Moon protagonist
  • Lopunny — Rabbit Pokemon
  • Milotic — Tender Pokemon
  • Meloetta — Mythical melody Pokemon
  • Pikachu — Franchise mascot
  • Charizard — Kanto starter final form
  • Mewtwo — Genetic Pokemon
  • Gengar — Shadow Pokemon
  • Ash Ketchum — Original anime protagonist
  • Lucario — Aura Pokemon
  • Greninja — Ninja Pokemon
  • Eevee (male) — Evolution Pokemon
  • Snorlax — Sleeping Pokemon
  • Red — Original game protagonist
  • N — Team Plasma king
  • Blaziken — Hoenn starter final form

How to play

  1. Pick a gender pool and the Pokemon category.
  2. Three names from the roster appear. Decide who you’d fuck, marry, and kill.
  3. Share the round with a friend. They make their picks blind — then you both see who agreed and who’s judging.

Pokemon FMK — your questions

Why are actual Pokémon mixed in with trainers?
Because the internet long ago decided certain Pokémon belong here, and arguing about it is the entire point. Ignore the non-human picks, or don't.
Is this category a joke?
Half-joke, half-genuine. It's the most chaotic board we offer — play it with people who won't judge your trio.
Can I filter to human characters only?
Not directly. The gender pool applies, but trainers and Pokémon share the same draw — the trio you get is the trio you play.

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