The internet’s picks
Who gets married, who gets killed, and who everyone reaches for first. Tallied live from this month’s picks across every category.
Leaderboards by category
Most Fucked
- 1.Nicole Kidman
- 2.Jennifer Lawrence
- 3.Natalie Portman
Most Married
- 1.Emma Stone
- 2.Margot Robbie
- 3.Natalie Portman
Most Killed
- 1.Meryl Streep
- 2.Cate Blanchett
- 3.Julia Roberts
Most Fucked
- 1.Jensen Huang
- 2.Sheryl Sandberg
- 3.Tim Cook
Most Married
- 1.Jensen Huang
- 2.Fei-Fei Li
- 3.Mark Zuckerberg
Most Killed
- 1.Bill Gates
- 2.Safra Catz
- 3.Lisa Su
Most Fucked
- 1.Angela Merkel
- 2.Kaja Kallas
- 3.Giorgia Meloni
Most Married
- 1.Kamala Harris
- 2.Ursula von der Leyen
- 3.Barack Obama
Most Killed
- 1.Christine Lagarde
- 2.Claudia Sheinbaum
- 3.Angela Merkel
Most Fucked
- 1.Billie Eilish
- 2.Taylor Swift
- 3.Rihanna
Most Married
- 1.Dua Lipa
- 2.Olivia Rodrigo
- 3.Adele
Most Killed
- 1.Beyonce
- 2.Rihanna
- 3.Adele
Most Fucked
- 1.Hannah Waddingham
- 2.Jennifer Aniston
- 3.Jeremy Strong
Most Married
- 1.Jennifer Aniston
- 2.Aubrey Plaza
- 3.Tina Fey
Most Killed
- 1.Tina Fey
- 2.Quinta Brunson
- 3.Brian Cox
Most Fucked
- 1.Muammar Gaddafi
- 2.Francisco Franco
- 3.Kim Jong-il
Most Married
- 1.Kim Jong-il
- 2.Saddam Hussein
- 3.Mao Zedong
Most Killed
- 1.Kim Jong-il
- 2.Augusto Pinochet
- 3.Benito Mussolini
Most Fucked
- 1.Zero Two
- 2.Nami
- 3.Nezuko Kamado
Most Married
- 1.Zero Two
- 2.Nezuko Kamado
- 3.Erza Scarlet
Most Killed
- 1.Mikasa Ackerman
- 2.Nezuko Kamado
- 3.Asuna Yuuki
Most Fucked
- 1.Cynthia
- 2.Lopunny
- 3.Dawn
Most Married
- 1.Lillie
- 2.Dawn
- 3.Sylveon
Most Killed
- 1.Serena
- 2.Gardevoir
- 3.Sylveon
Most Fucked
- 1.Ahsoka Tano
- 2.Rey
- 3.Jyn Erso
Most Married
- 1.Hera Syndulla
- 2.Bo-Katan Kryze
- 3.Jyn Erso
Most Killed
- 1.The Armorer
- 2.Bo-Katan Kryze
- 3.Maz Kanata