Fuck Marry Kill: YouTubers

MrBeast, Emma Chamberlain, PewDiePie. These are the ones who got famous straight through a phone screen, no studio required. Decide who you'd fuck, marry, and kill across the vloggers, streamers, gaming channels, and beauty guru dynasties you grew up watching.

YouTubers is the category where the parasocial bill comes due. You've probably logged more hours with these faces than with most of your friends. You know their sleep schedule, their exes, their apology-video posture, and now you have to rank three of them out loud. It spans the whole platform: the stunt-budget spectacle channels, the streamers who never log off, the makeup chairs, the science guys, the retired legends whose last upload still gets comments. Roles under each name are the channel or lane they're known for.

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The impossible trio

  • MrBeast
  • Emma Chamberlain
  • PewDiePie

The biggest channel on earth, the girl who made rambling into an aesthetic, and the man who held the crown for a decade. Three completely different internets in one round, and whatever you decide says more about which era raised you than about them.

Who’s in this round

41 people in the YouTubers roster. Three are drawn at random each round.

  • MrBeastStunts & giveaways
  • PewDiePieGaming & commentary
  • KSISidemen
  • Logan PaulImpaulsive
  • IShowSpeedLive streaming
  • Kai CenatTwitch streaming
  • MarkiplierHorror gaming
  • JacksepticeyeGaming
  • Mark RoberScience stunts
  • Marques BrownleeMKBHD tech reviews
  • Rhett McLaughlinGood Mythical Morning
  • Link NealGood Mythical Morning
  • Ryan TrahanChallenge vlogs
  • Bretman RockBeauty & lifestyle
  • Emma ChamberlainVlogs & coffee
  • Jenna MarblesComedy vlogs
  • Lilly SinghSuperwoman
  • Liza KoshyComedy & acting
  • Lele PonsComedy & music
  • Brittany BroskiThe Broski Report
  • Tana MongeauStorytimes & vlogs
  • Trisha PaytasJust Trish
  • Bailey SarianMurder, Mystery & Makeup
  • Safiya NygaardBeauty experiments
  • Nikkie de JagerNikkieTutorials
  • Rosanna PansinoNerdy Nummies
  • SSSniperWolfGaming & reactions
  • PokimaneStreaming
  • Valkyrae100 Thieves
  • Casey NeistatDaily vlogs
  • Zach KingMagic edits
  • Cody KoTiny Meat Gang
  • Danny GonzalezCommentary comedy
  • AirrackViral stunts
  • James CharlesBeauty tutorials
  • Colleen BallingerMiranda Sings
  • Michelle KhareChallenge Accepted
  • Chloe TingHome workouts
  • Hannah StockingSketch comedy
  • Zoe SuggZoella
  • Kai TrumpGolf & vlogs

How to play

  1. Pick a gender pool and the YouTubers category.
  2. Three names from the roster appear. Decide who you’d fuck, marry, and kill.
  3. Share the round with a friend. They make their picks blind, then you both see who agreed and who’s judging.

Written YouTubers questions

Don’t want a random draw? We’ve written 25 hand-picked FMK trios from this roster — like “MrBeast, Airrack or Ryan Trahan?”. Every one is playable in a tap.

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YouTubers FMK — your questions

Are Twitch streamers in here too, or strictly YouTube?
Both, because the line stopped existing years ago. Streamers who built their name live, like Kai Cenat, Pokimane, Valkyrae and IShowSpeed, sit next to upload-schedule creators, since most of them post to every platform anyway.
Why are retired creators still on the roster?
Because the internet never actually lets anyone leave. Jenna Marbles hasn't uploaded in years and people still argue about her weekly. A channel going quiet doesn't remove it from the cultural record.
What makes a YouTubers round hit differently?
Familiarity. You've never met these people, but you've watched them eat breakfast for eight years, so choosing feels less like ranking celebrities and more like betraying someone from your own group chat.

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