Fuck Marry Kill Questions: Athletes
Twenty-five sporting trios with no fair way to compare them. GOAT debates, money fights, and rivalries that never cooled off — drawn from a roster of 73 athletes and every one of them playable. Tap a trio, lock in your fuck, marry, kill, and send it to whoever ruins the group chat.
25 questions · every one playable
#1 · Sports
Floyd Mayweather, Jake Paul or Canelo Álvarez?
Fifty-and-zero, a YouTuber with a real record, and the best boxer alive. The pay-per-view sells itself.
#2 · Sports
Jon Jones, Conor McGregor or Mike Tyson?
Three of the most dangerous men in combat sports history and three of the worst press conferences.
#3 · Sports
Shohei Ohtani, Max Verstappen or Connor McDavid?
Baseball, F1 and hockey's most dominant athletes, none of whom will ever meet. Until now.
#4 · Sports
Iga Świątek, Aryna Sabalenka or Coco Gauff?
The three women trading the number one ranking between them. Somebody's getting broken.
#5 · Sports
Usain Bolt, Michael Phelps or Lance Armstrong?
Records, medals, and one enormous asterisk. You know which one.
#6 · Sports
Ilona Maher, Amanda Nunes or Sha'Carri Richardson?
A rugby forward, the greatest female fighter ever, and the fastest woman in America. Choose respectfully.
#7 · Sports
Novak Djokovic, Jannik Sinner or Rafael Nadal?
Twenty-four Slams, a new number one, and the King of Clay. Someone's getting killed on their best surface.
#8 · Sports
Zlatan Ibrahimović, Kyrie Irving or Aaron Rodgers?
Three athletes with a podcast's worth of opinions and no interest in yours.
#9 · Sports
Lamine Yamal, Vinícius Júnior or Erling Haaland?
Football's next decade, already arguing with the referee. Bookmark your answer.
#10 · Sports
Katie Ledecky, Mikaela Shiffrin or Simone Biles?
Three of the most dominant athletes of the century, in three sports nobody watches often enough.
#11 · Sports
Draymond Green, Giannis Antetokounmpo or Stephen Curry?
The enforcer, the nicest man in basketball, and the greatest shooter alive. One of them is already technical-fouling.
#12 · Sports
Virat Kohli, Tiger Woods or Michael Jordan?
Three athletes who turned pure competitive spite into a career. Nobody here plays for fun.
#13 · Sports
Naomi Osaka, Emma Raducanu or Maria Sharapova?
Three players who won everything young and then had to survive the aftermath.
#14 · Sports
Paige Bueckers, Angel Reese or Sophie Cunningham?
The WNBA round. Whatever you pick is a talking-head segment by Monday morning.
#15 · Sports
Eileen Gu, Chloe Kim or Lindsey Vonn?
Three women who go down mountains faster than you drive. The Winter Olympics' entire highlight reel.
#16 · Sports
Jutta Leerdam, Alisha Lehmann or Olivia Dunne?
The athletes whose follower counts got bigger than their sports. All three are still elite at the day job.
#17 · Sports
Travis Kelce, Aaron Rodgers or Tom Brady?
Seven rings, one pop star, and a man who went to a darkness retreat. The NFL is not normal.
#18 · Sports
Lewis Hamilton, Max Verstappen or David Beckham?
Two world champions and the most photographed athlete of his generation. Style points count here.
#19 · Sports
Megan Rapinoe, Sydney Leroux or Alex Morgan?
The USWNT squad that won everything and then went to court about it. Nobody backed down.
#20 · Sports
Lionel Messi, Kylian Mbappé or Neymar?
The most expensive front three ever assembled, and it went so badly. Do better than PSG did.
#21 · Sports
LeBron James, Shaquille O'Neal or Giannis Antetokounmpo?
Three men built like buildings who each broke the league in a different way.
#22 · Sports
Serena Williams, Ronda Rousey or Megan Rapinoe?
Three athletes who were never going to shut up and be grateful. Good.
#23 · Sports
Cristiano Ronaldo, Jude Bellingham or Kylian Mbappé?
Real Madrid's past, present and future, all of whom want the same penalty.
#24 · Sports
Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone, Sha'Carri Richardson or Usain Bolt?
The three fastest people you will ever be asked about. You would not catch any of them.
#25 · Sports
Alysa Liu, Mikaela Shiffrin or Jutta Leerdam?
Ice, snow and a speed skating oval. Marry one and your winters are booked forever.
Your questions, answered
- Which athletes are on the roster?
- Seventy-three of them across football, tennis, basketball and the WNBA, the NFL, boxing, MMA, F1, athletics, swimming, gymnastics, golf, cricket, baseball, hockey, rugby, cycling and the Winter Olympics.
- Can I get a same-sport trio?
- Plenty of these are — the tennis, boxing and WNBA rounds are deliberately head-to-head. The cross-sport ones are where the arguments actually start.
- Are retired athletes included?
- Yes. Jordan, Brady, Shaq, Phelps, Bolt and Sharapova sit on the same board as Lamine Yamal and Paige Bueckers, so half the trios are unfair across eras on purpose.
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