Fuck Marry Kill Questions: Anime

Twenty-five anime trios designed to end a group chat. Villain tiers, menace energy, and the characters your friends will absolutely judge you for — pulled straight from a 48-character roster and all playable. Tap a trio, lock in your fuck, marry, kill, and make somebody else answer it blind.

25 questions · every one playable

  1. #1 · Anime

    Makima, Boa Hancock or Yoruichi Shihouin?

    Three women who would run your entire life and never once ask permission. Two of them wouldn't even need to.

  2. #2 · Anime

    Toji Fushiguro, Gojo Satoru or Sung Jin-Woo?

    The strongest, the man who beat the strongest, and the guy who grinded his way past both. Sorcerer Killer takes no prisoners.

  3. #3 · Anime

    Revy, Faye Valentine or Motoko Kusanagi?

    All three are armed, none of them are asking. Whatever you pick, you're outgunned.

  4. #4 · Anime

    Sanji, Kento Nanami or Roy Mustang?

    Three men in immaculate suits with immaculate priorities. Nanami clocks out at six and would like you to respect that.

  5. #5 · Anime

    Zero Two, Rem or Asuna Yuuki?

    The waifu war that has burned down forums since 2018. Answer wrong and the replies will find you.

  6. #6 · Anime

    Mikasa Ackerman, Erza Scarlet or Mirko (Rumi Usagiyama)?

    Any one of them could fold you in half without changing expression. Be extremely polite about this.

  7. #7 · Anime

    Vegeta, Eren Yeager or Itachi Uchiha?

    Pride, genocide, and the worst family decision in anime. Nobody here handled it well.

  8. #8 · Anime

    Nico Robin, Shinobu Kocho or Tsunade?

    All three are older than they look and smarter than you. Tsunade is significantly older than she looks.

  9. #9 · Anime

    Luffy, Goku or Saitama?

    Three protagonists with a combined zero thoughts and unlimited power. Not one of them would understand the question.

  10. #10 · Anime

    Kyojuro Rengoku, Giyu Tomioka or Roronoa Zoro?

    Three swordsmen, three completely different attitudes to dying. One of them is definitely lost right now.

  11. #11 · Anime

    Yor Forger, Makima or Revy?

    Every one of them kills for a living and two of them are good company about it. Choose like your address is public.

  12. #12 · Anime

    Ken Kaneki, Levi Ackerman or Toji Fushiguro?

    The trauma bracket. Whoever you marry, therapy is not covered.

  13. #13 · Anime

    Mitsuri Kanroji, Nezuko Kamado or Hinata Hyuga?

    The three sweetest characters here, which makes this the most vicious question on the list.

  14. #14 · Anime

    Loid Forger, Reigen Arataka or Spike Spiegel?

    A spy, a fraud, and a man running from his own past. Nobody in this trio has told the truth on a form.

  15. #15 · Anime

    Frieren, Marcille or Sailor Moon (Usagi Tsukino)?

    Two elves and a magical girl who will all outlive you comfortably. Frieren won't even notice.

  16. #16 · Anime

    Nami, Rangiku Matsumoto or Boa Hancock?

    Three characters who have gotten exactly what they wanted from men for their entire careers. You're next.

  17. #17 · Anime

    Kakashi Hatake, Shanks or Roy Mustang?

    The mentors who raised half of anime and answered none of its questions. One of them is still reading in public.

  18. #18 · Anime

    Sung Jin-Woo, Ken Kaneki or Eren Yeager?

    Three of the hardest glow-ups ever animated, each one a warning about what causes them.

  19. #19 · Anime

    Gojo Satoru, Sanji or Naruto Uzumaki?

    Three men who never stop talking. Marry one and the silence will never come.

  20. #20 · Anime

    Tsunade, Mirko (Rumi Usagiyama) or Rangiku Matsumoto?

    Strength, speed, and a drinking problem the whole squad has learned to work around.

  21. #21 · Anime

    Edward Elric, Naruto Uzumaki or Luffy?

    Three loud blonds with dead parents and impossible goals. Anime has a formula and this is it.

  22. #22 · Anime

    Marcille, Yor Forger or Nezuko Kamado?

    One panics, one assassinates, one is technically a demon. Somehow this is the wholesome round.

  23. #23 · Anime

    Roronoa Zoro, Vegeta or Levi Ackerman?

    Three eternal seconds-in-command who would each tell you the ranking is wrong.

  24. #24 · Anime

    Asuna Yuuki, Nico Robin or Motoko Kusanagi?

    Competence as a personality trait, three times over. Every one of them has carried a worse protagonist.

  25. #25 · Anime

    Giyu Tomioka, Itachi Uchiha or Spike Spiegel?

    Three men who said maybe forty words each and got a decade of fan theories out of it.

Your questions, answered

Which anime are the characters from?
One Piece, Naruto, Demon Slayer, Attack on Titan, Jujutsu Kaisen, Bleach, Dragon Ball, Cowboy Bebop and Fullmetal Alchemist, plus newer picks like Chainsaw Man, Frieren, Spy × Family, Solo Leveling, Delicious in Dungeon and Tokyo Ghoul — 48 characters in all.
Why do the anime cards look different?
Drawn characters get lettered gradient cards instead of photos, same as Pokémon and Star Wars. It also keeps them out of the Random pool, so an anime trio only shows up when you ask for one.
What makes an anime FMK question actually hard?
A same-series draw. Three names from one show stops being a game and turns into a public ranking of your own comfort watch.

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